What Not To Do - Character Edition!

[Kiaru]

This is what you shouldn't be doing on apps. Warning, it's severely obnoxious and purely for my and Deceit's lulz.

Name: jesus

Age: 2374512830520345623456203

Sex: nothing hes jesus

Sexuality: jesus

Race: jesuss race

Birthplace: heaven

Current Home: nowhere

Profession: jesus

Height: hes like gigantic dood

Weight: feather hes jesus

Positive Traits: jesus

Negative Traits: notin he jesus dood

Likes: bein jesus

Dislikes: satan

Talents: being jesus

Inabilities: not being jesus

Hobbies: being jesus

Strengths: being jesus

Fears: nothing hes jesus dood

Pleasures: being jesus

Appearance:

Attire: jesuss robes

Markings or Scars: mark of jesus

Items: jesusness

Spells: powa of jesus

Weapon: no weapon he jesus dood

Speciality: bein jesus

Allegiance: jesus

Bio:

jesus was born in heaven where he became jesus. he cam down to the imp city to enjy his jesusness


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